Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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