I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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