Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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