that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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