new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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