you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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