I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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