Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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