Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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