what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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