"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i dont even know how to be here
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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