it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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