Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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