my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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