Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
How's work?
Spinning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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