We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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