Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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