For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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