yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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