Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Its about making memories worth repressing
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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