Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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