I want to make a zoo with you.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
