i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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