so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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