Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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