so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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