the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
All the doctor said was why
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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