I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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