It's like God shit irony all over that family
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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