Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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