idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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