I hate all girls vehemently.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
