shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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