it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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