is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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