the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
