I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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