The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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