So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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