Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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