weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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