I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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