will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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