how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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