whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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