there was a trapeze. enough said
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
