I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
So vagazzling was a success
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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