It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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