You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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