Walk of Shame. In a state park.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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