This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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