Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
this just has baby written all over it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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