you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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