I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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