Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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